After I watched new episodes of Elementary, scripts just exploded out of my head. This is the first of many! I pray I have the time to make the rest! Gah! May my madness give me strength!
Oh and if you're wondering what a "Chinese Whiplash" is, at least in the context of porn, I made it up. But knowing the internet, it's probably already a thing. The writing then may have inadvertently sounded more lascivious than I intended. And just in case it's an accidentally derogatory term to Chinese people, I am part Chinese, so I'm kinda in the clear. Or not. My apologies.
It's all John's fault.